81、The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is in the taste.
口腔体温计和肛门体温计有啥不同?尝尝看就知道了
82、I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
啊我好爱好爱工作啊~ 工作让我好着迷啊~我死盯着它几个小时了!
83、We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
枪支管理不是问题,SB管理才是问题
84、Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
女人总是能击中男人的要害。
85、To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
别人是指哪儿打哪儿,你是打哪儿指哪儿。
86、Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
上帝是爱你的,只是其他人都觉得你2B而已
87、I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
a. 过去老子左右为难。现在老子优柔寡断。
b. 我曾是个怀疑论者,现在我很怀疑这一点。
c. 过去我难以决断,现在我不大确信是否还是如此。
88、I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
老子打死都不信流血5天还不挂的物种。/老子打死都不信娘们儿。
89、If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
直译:如果你始终脚踏实地,那就别想穿裤子了。
意译:人太老实没法活。
90、Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
有些人说他能通灵,有些人说他有阴阳眼,其他人只是不像他们这样爱做白日梦